We tested ChatGPT’s punditry skills

“This is the DJ 3000,” the KBBL talk radio manager explains to perplexed announcers in a seminal scene in an early episode of The Simpsons. “It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of inane chatter.” “Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again!” said DJ 3000. “How does he keep up…